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Practicing safety by falling asleep on the train.
You’ve stumbled across the homepage of Oliver Dale. Which is really darn sneaky, considering I haven’t told hardly anyone yet. So seriously, how did you get here? That’s totally wigging me out.
Anyway…. The reason for even having this webpage is tri-pronged (like a salad fork, and, coincidentally, like King Trident’s trident. You know, the large angry father figure from “Little Mermaid?” No, I didn’t watch it, but I’ve heard of it. Seriously, stop judging me, I haven’t seen it. Okay fine, I love that movie! Those ballads touch my soul!).
- Why the hell not?! Gadget are cool, especially when they are meta-gadgets.
- Eventually, if I actually keep writing and (gasp!) publishing stuff, perhaps, couldbe, mayhaps I’d need a site, and
- I really just wanted to test the numbering system on the webpage software, and a list of two seemed stupid.
Okay off to monkey with something else. Please feel free to stick around and kick the tires.
-OD